Greetings friends!

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I am a regular investor and I have made substantial profits from investing. My friend, @wakeupkitty, also wanted to make money. One day, she came to me and asked where she should invest to earn better returns. She told me that she had been losing money in the stock market.

I welcomed her and explained that she should diversify her investments. I made it clear that it is never wise to keep all your eggs in one basket. So, I suggested that she should invest in other assets such as gold, crypto and similar instruments as well. She understood my advice and, being a great admirer of mine, gifted me the item you can see in the image above. Her gift was truly impressive. It was an old-school record player and I assumed it must have been quite expensive.🥰🥰

So, she invested. She diversified her portfolio by investing money into various altcoins, as well as in gold, silver and even on Ponzi schemes. Before that, she was losing money only in stocks, but now she is also losing money in gold, silver, crypto and everything else. I must say, she has diversified remarkably well! I told her not to put all the eggs in one basket because one basket may fell down and all the eggs may break. She understood and bought too many baskets. Now all the baskets are broken. Is this really my fault?😜😜

I also checked her gift and found that she had purchased it from a scrap dealer. Oh no kitty! This is cheating.