Chinese Antelope

Chinese Antelope had a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Chinese Antelope owned a ball that they liked to worship. This might appear to be an original idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Antelope always had with them a pencil sharpener to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Chinese Antelope often carried a sponge that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Chinese Antelope desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Chinese Antelope desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.