His Anxious Antelope

His Anxious Antelope owned a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

His Anxious Antelope found a mug that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Antelope owned a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Anxious Antelope desperately searched for a dildo to try to balance on their head. It was an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

His Anxious Antelope wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. It would be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Antelope desperately searched for a ball to sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.