A Scary Antelope

A Scary Antelope craved for a cucumber that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Antelope always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

A Scary Antelope searched for a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

A Scary Antelope found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Antelope often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

A Scary Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It is an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.