The Energetic Antelope

The Energetic Antelope always carried a cup that they liked to play with. It might be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

The Energetic Antelope always had with them a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Energetic Antelope needed a bottle of wine to smash. It is an odd activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Antelope carried a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A melon having that done to it

The Energetic Antelope desired a set of lego to drop. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is epic. A set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Energetic Antelope desperately desired a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.