My Angry Antelope

My Angry Antelope desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Angry Antelope always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. It might be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

My Angry Antelope always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It is an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Antelope searched for a teapot to drop. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Angry Antelope found a dildo that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Angry Antelope always kept a spade that they liked to play with. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.