A Little Antelope

A Little Antelope desperately wanted a lava lamp to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

A Little Antelope craved for a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Little Antelope looked for a ball that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Little Antelope looked for a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

A Little Antelope searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

A Little Antelope desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.