The Silly Artist

The Silly Artist found a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Silly Artist always had with them a stapler to put up their bum. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Silly Artist always had with them a CD player to sit and look at. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Silly Artist owned a bag of flour that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Artist desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Artist needed a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.