His Chinese Bear

His Chinese Bear desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

His Chinese Bear desperately looked for a set square that they liked to cuddle. This seems an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

His Chinese Bear needed a pint of cider that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Bear carried a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Chinese Bear desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

His Chinese Bear wanted a helmet to put on his head. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.