I celebrated India's Independence day.
Today, I celebrated India’s 80th Independence Day. Like many other Indians, I hoisted the national flag, raised slogans and listened to patriotic songs. Moments like these make me a true patriot. I have applied for U.S. citizenship and if my application is approved, I will do it from the US as well.
This is a sarcasm. Please read it carefully.

The US will be happy if you not only raise their flag but also drag it around with you, promote the country and fight, fight, eat the moulded food if there's any available at the only ship left and give your life...
Oh my goat! You are awful my freind donald duck
Thanks! You are awesome!