My Gentle Chimp

My Gentle Chimp always had with them a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This is certainly a funny idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Chimp owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

My Gentle Chimp desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Chimp often carried a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

My Gentle Chimp carried a pen that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A pen was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Chimp found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.