The Grumpy Chimp

The Grumpy Chimp searched for a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Chimp always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Chimp desired a porno magazine that they would often play with. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Chimp desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.