His Ugly Cunt

His Ugly Cunt had a pint of cider that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Cunt desired a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Cunt desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Cunt needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate It is a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

His Ugly Cunt desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Ugly Cunt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.