Orange Dildo

Orange Dildo wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Dildo searched for a bat that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Orange Dildo looked for a bag of flour that they would demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Orange Dildo often carried a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Orange Dildo desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It might be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Orange Dildo always had with them a Harry Potter wand to hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.