Lonely Dildo

Lonely Dildo wanted a little monkey that they would often worship. This seems an odd activity, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Dildo carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Lonely Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

Lonely Dildo always kept a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

Lonely Dildo desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

Lonely Dildo found a helmet that they sometimes hug. It is an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.