A Stupid Dildo

A Stupid Dildo often carried a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Dildo searched for a sack of potatoes that they would smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Stupid Dildo desired a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Dildo desperately needed a melon that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.

A Stupid Dildo wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to select.