The Silly Dildo

The Silly Dildo always kept a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Silly Dildo needed a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Silly Dildo had a dildo that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Silly Dildo needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.