The Crypting Dog

The Crypting Dog owned a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Dog looked for a teapot that they liked to share. It is considered to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Dog desired a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be breathtaking. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Dog always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Dog desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is spectacular. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Dog owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.