My Tired Dog

My Tired Dog desired a bottle of coke that they would often eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Tired Dog desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Dog found a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Tired Dog always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

My Tired Dog always carried a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Tired Dog carried a tomato that they would smash. It is a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato being the chosen thing.