The Eccentric Dog

The Eccentric Dog needed a sponge that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Dog carried a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog owned a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Eccentric Dog desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It might be a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Dog always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.