The Lovely Elephant

The Lovely Elephant desperately craved for a bat to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Elephant desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Elephant desperately desired a big sponge that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Lovely Elephant desperately needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Lovely Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Elephant always carried a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was exciting. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.