Talented Elf

Talented Elf always had with them a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Talented Elf always carried a bat that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Talented Elf owned a sack of potatoes to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Talented Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It was an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Talented Elf always carried a hat that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was selected.

Talented Elf needed a crown that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.