Their Bewildered Elf

Their Bewildered Elf searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Elf carried a stretchman to embrace. It was a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A stretchman is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Elf carried a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Elf had a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Elf desperately craved for a big sponge to smash. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Elf carried a hat that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.