The Anxious Gremlin

The Anxious Gremlin always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. It would be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Gremlin often carried a stapler that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Gremlin desired a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Anxious Gremlin always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Gremlin desperately wanted a helmet that they would sleep with. One might say this is a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Gremlin always carried a porno magazine to sit and look at. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.