A Confused Gremlin

A Confused Gremlin always had with them a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It is a different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

A Confused Gremlin wanted a big sponge to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Gremlin craved for a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Gremlin desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

A Confused Gremlin looked for a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Gremlin needed a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.