Her Stupid Hedgehog

Her Stupid Hedgehog had a sponge that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Hedgehog needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was sublime. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Hedgehog craved for a rubber johnny that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Hedgehog desired a spade that they would embrace. One might say this is a new action, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

Her Stupid Hedgehog owned a painting of a melon to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Stupid Hedgehog craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.