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Their Blue Jerk desired a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a different exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

Their Blue Jerk wanted a cucumber that they would put on his head. It is a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Blue Jerk desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

Their Blue Jerk craved for a pen that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was selected.

Their Blue Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they liked to smash. It was a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Jerk searched for a dildo that they liked to drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

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