The Beautiful Jerk

The Beautiful Jerk desperately needed a vibrator to embrace. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Jerk had a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk needed a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Jerk desired a cup to try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Jerk desired a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. A cup of all things.