My Horny King

My Horny King owned a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

My Horny King looked for a crown that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

My Horny King searched for a vibrator to play with. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Horny King looked for a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

My Horny King desired a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny King desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes play with. It is a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.