My Magical Knight

My Magical Knight always had with them a teapot to throw. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A teapot is the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Knight found a rubber chicken to demolish. It is a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

My Magical Knight always carried a cup that they sometimes throw. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

My Magical Knight desperately looked for a ball that they would often experiment on. It would be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.

My Magical Knight found a condom to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Magical Knight needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.