The Horny Lunatic

The Horny Lunatic owned a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. It is a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

The Horny Lunatic desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a tomato that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a tomato being the item selected.

The Horny Lunatic always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Lunatic found a crown that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Horny Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.