Her Foolish Martian

Her Foolish Martian desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Her Foolish Martian desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Foolish Martian desperately searched for a custard pie that they would break. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Foolish Martian always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Martian always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Martian always had with them a wig that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.