Her Angry Martian

Her Angry Martian often carried a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Her Angry Martian looked for a hat to demolish. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat is the thing to choose.

Her Angry Martian searched for a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Martian desperately wanted a dildo to smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Her Angry Martian needed a bottle of wine to annihilate It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Angry Martian owned a cheese grater that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.