The Chinese Monster

The Chinese Monster craved for a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Chinese Monster needed a pen that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pen of all things.

The Chinese Monster desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Chinese Monster desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Chinese Monster owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Monster desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.