A Ugly Nerd

A Ugly Nerd wanted a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Nerd wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

A Ugly Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Ugly Nerd always kept a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was fun. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Ugly Nerd always carried a block of cheese that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Ugly Nerd had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.