The Round Newt

The Round Newt always had with them a mug to cuddle. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Newt wanted a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Round Newt looked for a set square that they would sometimes smash. It might be an original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Round Newt had a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Newt found a big sponge that they liked to drop. It should be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it

The Round Newt looked for a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be fun. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.