The Adorable Newt

The Adorable Newt owned a bottle of beer that they would play with. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Newt needed a helmet that they would often smash. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Newt owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a new proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

The Adorable Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it was magnificent. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Newt desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Newt always kept a sponge that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it