His Big Newt

His Big Newt desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Big Newt owned a block of cheese to smash. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Big Newt found a computer that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

His Big Newt had a sword to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was selected.

His Big Newt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Big Newt had a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop is the thing to select.