My Round Newt

My Round Newt always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Round Newt always kept a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Round Newt always kept a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Round Newt desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Round Newt always had with them a toilet brush that they would play with. It is an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Round Newt owned a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.