The Blue Ogre

The Blue Ogre desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Ogre desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Blue Ogre owned a set of lego that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego having that done to it

The Blue Ogre desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Ogre desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Blue Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.