Fat Ogre

Fat Ogre carried a dildo that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

Fat Ogre searched for a CD player to insert somewhere. This seems an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Ogre desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Ogre always kept a hat that they would share. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Fat Ogre needed a cup to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Fat Ogre always carried a rubber johnny to play with. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.