Their Boring Ogre

Their Boring Ogre craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Their Boring Ogre searched for a condom to put up their bum. It would be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Ogre desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Ogre desperately searched for a bag of flour to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

Their Boring Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Ogre searched for a can of Dr Pepper to eat. It is considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.