Crypting Ogre

Crypting Ogre needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Crypting Ogre desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Crypting Ogre desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Ogre owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Crypting Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Crypting Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was fun. A bag of poop was the chosen thing.