Different Ogre

Different Ogre owned a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

Different Ogre craved for a sword that they would annihilate It might have been a fairly new operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Different Ogre needed a sack of potatoes to hug. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Different Ogre always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Different Ogre found a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Different Ogre desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.