Their Troubled Paki

Their Troubled Paki desperately desired a pen that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

Their Troubled Paki always carried a pen that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

Their Troubled Paki carried a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It was a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

Their Troubled Paki desperately desired a cup that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Their Troubled Paki often carried a bat that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

Their Troubled Paki craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.