A Silly Paki

A Silly Paki owned a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Paki always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Paki always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Silly Paki searched for a sack of potatoes to hug. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Paki always carried a stapler that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to select.

A Silly Paki often carried a toilet brush to throw. It is a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.