The Naughty Pet

The Naughty Pet had a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Pet looked for a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Pet desired a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Naughty Pet looked for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Pet always had with them a wig that they would sometimes smash. It would be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Pet found a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly funny activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.