The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon had a pint of cider to put on his head. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is stunning. A cucumber of all things.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately searched for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Pigeon had a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Pigeon craved for a cup that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be miraculous. A cup was the thing that was opted for.