His Beautiful Reindeer

His Beautiful Reindeer always kept a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Reindeer desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Reindeer always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes eat. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Reindeer desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Beautiful Reindeer needed a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

His Beautiful Reindeer needed a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.