The Funny Santa

The Funny Santa owned a bat that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

The Funny Santa found a lava lamp that they would worship. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Funny Santa desperately craved for a stretchman that they would hug. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

The Funny Santa desperately looked for a dildo that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Funny Santa looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Funny Santa found a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.